So I stop barking for a minute to get chips and drinks.

Have we got lager?

No.

Have we got cider?

No.

Fine then, I’ll have coke.

I said cocoa not coke.

Oh, I don’t want cocoa.

Do you want tea?

Yes, I’ll have ice tea.

Oh, we only have warm tea, hot tea, tea from a teapot.

Oh.

What will you do?

I’ll go out and buy chips and Dr. Pepper, that’s what London’s like, you can buy any thing ant any time. Will everyone dig in if we get a big bag of chips?

Yes, of course we will. While you’re gone we’ll learn the Welsh alphabet and each word that corresponds to each letter, there’s going to be a lot of mutations.

Make sure you have fun trying to explain the pun you can do with the ownership of a peacock.

Will do. Will do.

Enjoying Welsh Pop – Ti (Si Hei Lw) by Frizbee

It’s been around for a while on the Welsh scene, a scene who’s pulse my finger isn’t really on, I found it through The Phantom Lizard giving me a Huw Stephens compilation (he gave me two in fact) for my Birthday. This is the track which has stood out most for me as the most good and catchy one.

The tune is food enough for you to enjoy without understanding the words, but even better if you do.

It’s by a band called Frizbee, they are from Blaenau Ffestiniog, that is my Nain’s home town. The song is called Ti (Si Hei Lw)Ti means you and Si Hei Lw is a phrase I have seen in a book of Welsh lullabies, but I’m sure Arawn or another Welsh reader of this blog will explain to me the significance of the phrase.

10 cool things I saw in London today

1. ‘Comedy’ Dave from Radio 1, not too far from broadcasting house. I hear he uses the term ‘comedy’ very lightly.

2. Big marquees and a red carpet and lots of cameras and lots of big signs for the ‘Glamour’ awards.

3. The Laughing Cavalier in the Wallace Collection.

 

 

4. Statue of Franklin D. Roosevelt in Grosvenor Square.

 

5. Bits of Nineveh that they stole and put in the British Museum for all to see.

6. A very tasty cinnamon swirl.


7. A sculpture by Jeff Koons, outside the Royal Academy’s new summer exhibition.

8. A shop called ‘Nain Carpets’ which is funny because ‘Nain’ is what I call my Grandmother.

 

9. A Japanese omelette made before my very eyes in a very trendy restaurant.

 


10. Installations all to do with the ocean in the windows of Selfridges.

It was a fun day. A little tiring though.

Blewog’s Firey Diary – 05/11/2010 (Love Letters, Boardgame Settlers and Cymru Cheesecake Trend-Setters)

This week we’ve had:

  • Early mornings (if waking up at 8 can be called early?)

The thing you begin to realise when you’re getting up at a semi-reasonable hour of the day is that you need to go to bed early. Now, I am still suffering from a state of mind I lived with in childhood, it’s called inevereverevereverwanttogotobed syndrome, the main symptom of this disease is a connection in one’s mind of sleeping at night with a ceasing of ‘fun’. I’m slowly recovering, but the knowledge of 24 hour Spar is always a demon.

  • Some exciting letter writing.

I found myself trying to scan some of the old files in my cerebrum for files on ‘how to write a letter’ I remembered that there were all these formatting rules and courtesy regulations, it took me back to my penpal days with a certain Tiger Tim of Thirsk.

  • Readings and spectatings of some good examples of post-dramatic theatre (Martin Crimp, Cupola Bobba).

No plot, no characters, no words, no conflict, no stage, no actor, no audience, no life, no earth, no God. Well, it’s not exactly that, but that description is getting close.

  • An evening of home made burgers and a session of cheese tasting followed by a game of ‘Settlers of Catan’.

We found ourselves in Morrisons, talking to the lady at the deli counter, sampling some of the country’s finest cheeses, in the end settling for some Australian cheddar which I didn’t even know existed and doesn’t sound particularly appetising, it was good though. I also enjoyed some onion chutney. Friends are good for recommendations like that aren’t they, they’re also good for German multiplayer boardgame related joy.

  • A blessed Welsh CU meeting thinking especially about The Creation or should I say Y Creu.

My Taid was our speaker this Thursday, and what a joy it was to have him there. A good number, and a clear message for us to chew on.

  • A baby birthday celebration, a victorious game of Articulate and a surprisingly engrossing viewing of first twenty minutes of Finding Nemo.

We had chocolate cake and cheesecake, and as we consumed, the topic of ‘why do Welsh people talk about cheesecake more than other nationalities talk about cheescake’? I’d never heard such claims. I have no opinion on the matter, do you?

So, as you can see, this week’s been a busy one and on top of all that, I feel that most of my time has been taken up with trying to learn lines, and then desperately trying with oh so much of my strength to make my sultana sized brain remember them during the rehearsals! I hope we’re making progress on the play. I really do hope so.

Listening to:

Virally Contracted:

Banksy fancy dress costume.

Blewog’s Firey Diary – 23/09/2010 (Sanctification, Tourism & Depressed Jugglers)

Busy day today, started off with a prayer meeting at nine. We’ve been having these every morning because it’s freshers week. Today, Sibyl led the devotion all about persistence and trust in God’s answers to prayer. I thought to myself that if I was a time traveller and wanted to show a younger Sibyl a moment from her future, this would be the one, I doubt that she or I could even begin to imagine God to have worked in such a miraculous way to change both of our lives so dramatically.

Next on my list was my task of sorting out a tour of Aberystwyth for international freshers which was to take place that afternoon. I sensibly made my first stop at the tourist information centre, hoping for a leaflet or two and some tips on good tour guiding. Instead I was given a four page, ready sorted tour of the town to follow! They’d done the hard work for me, in fact a bit too much hard work, I actually ended up having to cut down on all the fabulous information they had provided.

I learned so much about Aberystwyth, for example the fact that a man called Mario Rutelli had made two statues that are in town, one outside the old college of Edward VIII (the only one of him in the world) as well as the war memorial by the castle.

I also learned that on an old inn (now a trendy café) which was called the Victoria has a ship’s figurehead on it (made in 1840). It’s the only merchant ship figurehead of Queen Vic in the whole of the UK and one of only four in the world!

Also, the pier (built 1865) used to be 800 feet long but after a few storms it got gradually shorter,  in 1942 the explosion of a drifting sea mine on the rocks below really caused some serious damage!

I was ready and hyped for the tour, hoping to give lots of international students a good old Christian welcome, but sadly only one turned up! It could have been worse though, I had a good time talking to her and two other girls from the CU came along too. They kindly listened to my ramblings and added in their own knowledgeable insights too.

After that I was faced with task of finding 150 bottles of water for the Welsh CU’s welcome team tomorrow. We wanted to give them to the freshers and stick CU stickers on them so they can hear all about us. I called the co-op hoping to strike up a monetary deal, but amazingly they suggested a donation! After sorting out an official letter I was able to pick up 24 bottles of mineral water free of charge. My task tomorrow is to find a hundred or so more. On a tight budget it won’t be easy, but as we’ve seen today God provides!

After e-mailing and calling the CU types making sure they’re all ready for tomorrow I settled down for some beautifully and lovingly made pasta from my wife. She made the sauce from scratch! And it had bacon in it! And cheese grated on top!

I had a bit of a playwriting spree last night, which tends to happen at inconvenient times, meaning I got to bed late and now I’m totally shattered. Good days are always busy ones though. Definitely.

Listening to:

I was reminded of this song from a friend’s facebook profile. One line is often misquoted ‘Elvis is a watermelon’.

Virally contracted:

Blewog’s Firey Diary – 13/07/2010 (I’m Gonna be in a Film)

I received an email the other day from my brother. It was headlined “WE HAVE TO DO THIS!” The email contained information all about the fact that Madonna is making a new film about King Edward VIII, (abdicated the throne after falling in love with American divorcee Wallis Simpson).

Here’s where I come in…

The scene for which I am requiring real Welsh speakers is set in 1932 when the then Prince Edward, visited a poor mining area and, upon seeing the poverty first hand, is famously alleged to have said, “Something must be done!” I am looking for real Welsh speakers to portray these people living in the Welsh Village.

I sent off all my details, and I have just returned from a costume fitting for my role as a supporting artiste in this film!

The fitting took place in a place called Angels which is just down the road from us. It’s a highly historical building, and I felt extremely privileged to have seen it first hand. They recently discovered this on their rails:

Also:

Angels Fancy Dress has supplied fancy dress items to parties hosted by Sir Mick Jagger and Sir Elton John, and is regularly used by members of the Royal Family, though the controversial Nazi uniform worn by Prince Harry in 2004 did not come from Angels, as they have a policy of non-rental of politically sensitive costumes.

The place is absolutely vast and every single costume imaginable is available there.

Here’s the thing though. When the people came to see me they stood me up and looked me up and down and said “No! He’s not hungry enough to be a miner. He’s going to have to be a journalist instead.”

Showbiz rejection hurts.

But my journalist costume was so cool! I got to wear a woolen tie thing and braces and an old suit and a waistcoat and a mac!

I looked so cool!

Then I got my haircut!

I looked so cool!

Kind of like this:

mine was a bit shorter.

So it was great fun, and I felt famous for a day. Filming’s on August 4th.

On Dual Heritage and Soccer Loyalty

I was catching up textually with a good friend of mine this morning, and he expressed his disappointment at the lack of action on the old blog in recent months. It’s just one of those things though isn’t it!?

I suppose it started when I was trying to get a script finished and it took up all my time. That’s about the only productive excuse I can come up with. I don’t think the Nintendo Wii can be blamed, or the TV or the less than intellectual novels. But never mind.

The longer one leaves these things, the harder it is to get back to doing them. But here I am, not saying anything particularly interesting but making the effort. I’ll talk about this now then…

The World Cup.

Saturday night was very interesting. England were playing USA in the World Cup of soccer football a sport which I love playing but have never been any good at and which I used to love following but haven’t for years.

The other factor is the question of what nationality I am. I am without a doubt British, but Welsh or English is a different question. Do I go by birthplace (England) or language, or family, or culture, or where I now live (Wales)?

My usual policy is to support both teams in whatever sport and whatever game they are playing, and in cricket the ‘England’ team is made up of English and Welsh players anyway. However, if Wales were to play England which happens almost never in football but at least once a year in rugby, I support Wales. Post-colonial underdog policy perhaps.

When I’m in England I’m the Welsh guy, when I’m in Wales I’m the English guy. There’s a couple of poems which we studied in English for GCSE and they describe accurately and vividly what it is to forget one’s language and for it to then come blooming back (Sujata Bhatt’s Search for my Tongue for example) or what it is not to feel at home anywhere in the world (Moniza Alvi’s Aunts in Pakistan). I get those feelings a lot.

Something very strange overtook me on Saturday night. Not only did my love for football suddenly take me over and paralyse me into not being able to concentrate on anything else other than the game at hand, but I was completely rooting for England, despite being with many (some not even Welsh speaking) Welsh people who wanted England to lose. I suppose what we do in our childhood sticks. The old squad probably consisted of such greats as Nicky Butt, David Batty, Andy Cole, Michael Owen, some bloke called David Beckham, David Seaman, Paul Scholes and Steve McManaman.

I had my first football sticker book in 1998 and had the whole of France and most of Holland, of course the way it goes was that I had hardly any England players. I later collected the next few Premier League sticker books, my favourite being the one with Dennis Bergkamp on the front, again I wanted Manchester United but ended up getting the whole of Liverpool (my brother’s team) and only one Man U – Jaap Stam (good player, boring guy). I found a blank album on the floor this year and was oh so tempted to start collecting this year, I restrained myself for economical reasons.

Anyway, the match was frustrating to watch as ever, but gripping stuff.

BTW…

What was that goalie thinking!?

The Search for Culture in a Small Welsh Town

One aspect of moving from London to Mid-Wales is that culturally we have fewer opportunities. In London, on one desired day or night one could choose to attend any number of talks, plays, films, exhibitions, events etc. Here, there is far less going on. Some may see this as a great disadvantage, as I thought I might. However I’ve found that because there are less things to do I want to do all those things! In London it can be overwhelming, and the copious amount of choice often means I end up doing nothing.

 

Here in this town on the west coast of mid-Wales, there are a number of opportunities to get stuck into large amounts of potentially riveting forms of artistic entertainment. The main hub of all these things comes in the form of The Arts Centre. Here one can find an digital cinema screen, two theatre stages and a number of exhibition areas. There seems to be at least a play on a week, and the big and limited releases are shown here. I have joined the film society which means twice a month I’m able to watch an indie film from somewhere around the world made anytime from 1932 to today.

We also have the The National Library of Wales, which not only is quite a magnificent building, but holds a number of interesting exhibitions. Having looked at the schedule on the website there is also a lecture every week from whatever professor, celebrity or general expert they can find.

The town’s cinema The Commodore also plays a range of recent films, I believe at the moment they are showing Forrest Gump.

forrest

Joke

Today me and wife made our first visit to The National Library. There was to be a lecture on the use of DNA to trace family history. Despite being discouraged by Sibyl’s reminders that my course had “nothing to with Science or anything clever like that”, I explained that I wanted to go despite that, in order to open my mind to the wonders of knowledge.

Like I mentioned in an earlier blog post, people seem to be obsessed with tracing their family history these days, ever since these Who Do You Think You Are programmes have been showing on the BBC. Sure enough when we arrived, the lecture theatre was overrun by organised people who had pre-booked their seats. We were forced to sit in the overflow with several angry 66 year old Welsh speaking women. This seemed to be fine until the lecture began and there was a problem with the television which was playing something involving Carol Vorderman laughing loudly, over the top of the relay of the Professor. This is very off putting when someone is telling you about blood sampling.

We soon lost interest and made our way to the Pen Dinas restaurant, within the same building. I got a lovely leak, mushroom and Welsh-Cheese pie and Sibyl got what looked like a lasagne but it ended up having chicken in it so wasn’t. Nevertheless both our meals were to a high standard, and very tasty.

 

After that, we stumbled into an exhibition on two Welsh writers of the past, Dylan Thomas and Kate Roberts. Both of which seemed like interesting people, writing interesting stuff. Thomas is the only one I have read some stuff by. In fact, there isn’t a poet that I have read more by, and a writer who can move and excite me more consistently.

Kate Roberts, who writes in the medium of the Welsh language is someone who I’ll be looking into, although Nain says her work is “very depressing”.

 

Next week there is a lecture on A Sword in the language battle: ‘The Welsh Film Board, 1971-1986. It promises to be an absolute classick. I hope these events don’t end up being more exciting than the course I’m actually paying for!

Follow the white rabbit!

We got one of the baby rabbits that my little brother’s rabbit gave birth to (the first batch).

She is a female (not a girl) and is called Lili Wen Fach, which is translated literally as Little White Lily, but it’s what many Waleish people call Snowdrops or Galanthus. Alternative names are eirlys or cloch maban.

I like the name primarily because the rabbit is white, and it’s far more imaginative than ‘snowy’. It also reminds me of a song we used to sing in school:

O Lili wen fach, o ble daethost di,

A’r gwynt mor arw ac mor oer ei gri?

Sut y mentraist di allan drwy’r eira i gyd?

Nid oes flodyn bach arall i’w weld yn y byd!

Translated as:

Oh Little White Lily, from where did you come?

With the wind so wild and with such a cold cry

However did you manage to climb out through all that snow?

There is no other little flower to be seen anywhere.

Here’s a creepy picture of me with the rabbit:

rhodri brady with white rabbit

It’s a bit: