Baby-faced Alfie, who is 13 but looks more like eight, became a father four days ago when his girlfriend Chantelle Steadman gave birth to 7lb 3oz Maisie Roxanne.
It just goes to show that the idea of pumping kids full of sex education from such an early age really isn’t working. Gordon Brown has said that this situation could have been prevented if they were using contraception; but the mad thing about this situation is that they were even considering sex at such an early age. He should be out playing football and watching transformers, not raising a family!
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