There was such a stench rising from my trainers earlier on today. One often says that feet smell cheesy; well I just ate some stilton and genuinely couldn’t smell the difference between the two.
Maybe I should pay a visit to the doctors? Or is it a natural thing? Is this result of the modern world’s shoes, not giving feet enough breathing space? I know in Jesus’ time they all wore sandals. Should we all be wearing sandals? On the other hand they did wash their feet regularly, maybe that’s what we should be making sure we do three times a day!
I’ve put on some anti-odour spray on them now, so we’ll see.
Categories: Funny · General
Tagged: feet, odor, odour, smells, smelly, smelly feet, stench, stink, stinky, stinky feet, wash
October 31, 2009 · 1 Comment
I Googled my year of birth and here’s a nice selection of the images I got:
Lunar Planetary Institute Summer Intern Alumni, 1989
1989 Chevrolet Camaro
Sky News in 1989
Some bloke, in the computer room at Bournemouth Borough Council, 1989.
Berlin Wall, 1989
Scene from Bollywood film, "Ram Lakhan" released in 1989
Nintendo 'Game Boy', 1989
It’s not that long ago but the pictures do look rather old fashioned, I’d be interested to see other people’s year of birth in Google image results.
Categories: General
Tagged: 1989, 1989 Chevrolet Camaro, 80's, berlin wall, bollywood, Bournemouth Borough Council, eighties, game, Game Boy, google, google image, image, lpi, Lunar Planetary Institute, nintendo, old, photo, picture, Ram Lakhan, retro old, sky news, year of birth
October 27, 2009 · 1 Comment
… should be spelt flem, purely because there isn’t that much time in this world and if calculated it muct be at least three weeks worth of time in my life that has been spent pondering this but not allowing it to have the weight of importance to type it in on Google and research it.
Hello, I'm what comes up on Google images when you type in Phlegm! Woo!
Categories: General
Tagged: cough, flem, phlegm, snot, yucky
Categories: General
Tagged: animation, college humor, college humour, computer, disney pixar, Funny, intro, parody, pixar, pixar funny parody, pixar intro, pixar parody
October 19, 2009 · 1 Comment
Not much going on blog-wise I’m afraid, I’ve been having a bit of a playwrighting burst, doing Theatre at Uni and all, so other things like this (and Uni work!) tend to get pushed to the side.
I’m still alive and seeking to be creative as much as possible.
Here’s something funny:
“Modern day Popeye!”
22 year old German arm wrestling champ Matthias Schlitte is skinny but has a giant arm!
Categories: Funny · General · Pictures
Tagged: arm, arm wrestling, arm wrestling champion, big arm, funny picture, giant arm, large arm, muscle, muscles, super human, wrestling
I had my sinffly-itis yesterday, when my nose refused to stop flowing with mucus. I think it was influenced by some sort of allergy to pollen or dust or oxygen. Today this has developed into a traditional, common, bog-standard, run of the mill, cold. So now one nostril flows snot and the other feels like it’s got a piece of chewing gum up it.
And everything is rubbish when one feels like this. Well not really, but one finds himself blurting out such cries, which leads me to my list of top 15 noises we make when we feel yucky or unpleasant or generally sad:
- *Hmm*
- *Urgh*
- *Argh*
- *Hmph*
- *Ahem*
- *Eh?*
- *Weh. Hey.* (Sarcasm required)
- *Sniff*
- *Splurt*
- *Pssh*
- *Huh?*
- *Sigh*
- *Gulp*
- *Ssh*
- *Grrr*
Categories: Funny · General
Tagged: ahem, argh, cold, common cold, eh, flu, grr, grrr, gulp, hmm, hmph, hrrm, huh, man flu, pssh, shh, sick, sigh, sniff, splurt, ssh, urgh, weh hey, wehey
Categories: Funny · Pictures
Tagged: dna, family, funny image, funny photo, funny picture, gene, genes, genetics, how genetics works, image, photo, picture
