A man of measures I am,
A man of measures.
No pleasures or treasures are mine to feast,
Just measure my measures and see me police:
Not falling to extremes.
I follow examples and hold back horsey tears,
For I am a man of measures.
A man of measures I am,
A man of measures.
A functioning example.
If tempers kept and hampers kempt,
Or fevers starved with virgin hemp,
My manly measures here here,
A man of measure here here.
A man of measures I am,
A man of measures.
Not dwindling years or wasting years,
I fall to clasp the china cups and crystal ornaments.
I measure gulps in tunnel vision,
And guzzle procrasts.
I measure men to measure them,
A man of measures I am.
A man of measures I am,
A man of measures.
In publicizing glee,
I freeze the zones of open goals,
And ask for grumpy Harlem.
I drizzle open scabby gapes,
And beg of peanut fritters,
But never eat of it to eat,
And never beat a seat a feat.,
To treat a handbag like a meat,
Or heat that silver on a spoon the spoon is melting ‘fore the swoon.
A man of measures I am,
A man of measures.